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31-Dec-2020 00:54

Come to the door and have a conversation with me because it’s going to take her a little longer to get ready. Rule Two: Do not snap pics of my daughter and post them to every social media network tagged #hottie or I will set your smartphone on fire. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered cool for boys of your age to constantly text and message all of their friends even when involved in a conversation with people around them. Put the phone down and give my little girl all of your attention. Rule Eight: While you’re waiting for my daughter to get ready I will be looking through your smartphone for any inappropriate content or apps. I’ve been using social media longer than you’ve been alive and I know where and how to dig up all the garbage that you’ve posted online or texted to your friends.

Rule Four: Assume the answer to any text asking my daughter for pics with her clothes off is “NO.” It’s illegal and you’d better hope the cops find you before I do. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should “friend” or “follow” each other on various social networks. You can text me if your car runs out of gas or you need help changing a flat tire but I don’t care if you slept through class yesterday. If I find such content I will keep the phone, call your parents, and send you home. Rule Ten: Yes, I’m a geek but that doesn’t mean I won’t burn you if you hurt my little girl.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.

John Wilkerson combines over 20 years of professional experience in the computer industry with 17 years of homeschooling 7 children to give parents easy to understand advice on the application of technology in their homes.Keep in mind that these are tongue-in-cheek and purposefully exaggerated to make a point.