A commonsense guide to successful internet dating pdf
If this is too hard, then just make a couple of bands up! We know you can't build a car, (THIS IS AGAIN ONLY FOR MORE ADVANCED ROCKABILLIES). You can hang out around it and make people think its yours when he goes to take a piss or when he's busy fighting off all the hot girls he's attracted cause he has a car, (and you don't). If you're a chick, just bend over to point out some doohickey or another on the guy's car, "OOOoooo, I just luuuuuvvvvvv your air filter!There are a million obscure rockabilly bands from back then and no one knows ALL of them, (except Mark Lee Allen. (Now remember, this is only a beginners book, so you may want to consult my follow up book, THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO HOTRODS.) First off, '57 Chevys are not cool. " When you're cleavage comes popping out of your tiny size 4 dress he'll be hooked, and you'll have a car to hang out on! (You can steal this from mom's fridge if need be, this is important shit!We assume you've been practicing your new exciting rockabilly slang too, so lets fix you up with a new Bettie makeover!First of all: leopard print is your new best friend, embrace it.
(Kind of like those Gothic kids calling themselves Goth or the Punk Rock kids saying they're punk, get it? ) REAL rockabilly people refer to rockabilly as "rab", "billy", or "the scene". The bigger the cuff on your jeans the more rockabilly you are, so go hog wild with those suckers! No problem, I'll let you in on a little known secret: You don't have to own a car to be in a car club or wear a car club jacket! Its a seldom discussed fact that really only maybe 10% of car club members own cars.If they make it in leopard print then you need to go buy it. It doesn't matter if you're so damn pale that black hair will make you look like you've just risen from the grave, it's mandatory.